Kristofferson is reflecting on the fact that poor little Uffie had her sound ripped off by a radio friendly turd face who writes relatively good songs

Yo Ke$ha! Wassup with you stealing Uffie's groove? Everyone listen to Uffie's song the Party and then listen to Ke$ha's song TiK ToK and tell me she is not a thief of Uffie's gr8ness. That's all.
Love,
Kristofferson (Is that how I spell my name?? Is it Kristopherson? They both have the red lines. Maybe I'll just use my real name...NOT!)